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harrystylesdildo:

"You took two dicks at the same time?!!!!!"

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bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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calumberjacked:

jaclcfrost:

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whoever came up with this is probably still patting themselves on the back at this very moment

i went to burger king when they got these and the girl said “would you like some satifries? theyre really satifrying.” and the boy behind her goes “shut up” and she goes “hes not satifried with my puns.”

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cuntgradulation:

oomshi:

do me for the vine

i aint gon do you

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When people used to talk about Euthanasia I would get so confused because it was always such a serious conversation but I could never figure out what was wrong with the youth in Asia.

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One day, whether you
are 14,
28 
or 65

you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.

However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––

is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives.
Beau Taplin, "The Awful Truth"  (via le-crystal)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever)

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2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

(Source: mermeme)

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